Well, the guys have arrived in Guyana and are deep within the depths of the jungles as I write these words.
We heard from them earlier today - Richard (Freeman) called on his satellite phone to announce they were making their intrepid way towards one rumored beast-infested location...at which point the line went dead.
Unfortunately - and somewhat mysteriously - they have not been heard of since.
We sincerely hope they have not become lunch for some giant, marauding snake or hairy man-beast, and we anxiously await their next communication.
Hopefully, this is all due to the effects of man-made satellite technology and nothing more sinister.
When we hear more, so shall you...